Monday, July 19, 2010

In the Apartment, They All Sleep

Maybe the reason I'm sleeping so much is because I'm growing more. Oh man, oh man. I mean, it probably has something to do with boredom and poor diet but why consider science when I can hold on to my dilutions. For now we'll just assume that 6'-10" is in my near future.
I'm so sunburned you wouldn't even believe.
In case you don't watch Adventure Time this will convince you to start:

The other day Jessica's alarms to wake up started at 8:30 AM when she was actually waking up at 2:30. She calls this her gradual waking process or something. I thought 6 hours was a normal period of sleep. Don't you go through multiple REM cycles by that point?
You ever realize you listen to terrible music?

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